One Piece Chapter 514 [Natural Log]

whoa mushroom monster

It’s a mushroom monster!! Is this what happens to everyone who gets touched by Bartholomew Kuma???

Uh, no. It’s not. Luffy just happened to go crazy eat-testing all the random mushrooms growing on the island. Moral of the story? Don’t eat random stuff.

So Luffy flies through the air for -who knows how long- and lands on a tropical isle. He eats some swirly mushrooms, and ends up like… well you saw it up there. It turns out, the island is composed of only women; the women have never seen a man before.

I only have one thing to say. Luffy, run. Fast. Since they thought his you know what in the you know where was a mushroom, chances are they’re going to castrate him.

I have a hypothesis of what happens to the people that Bartholomew Kuma touches. They most likely get sent to a place where they encounter things that are totally unfamiliar with them, therefore…

Luffy: Island of Women (duh, it’s in the chapter). I bet he doesn’t know the first thing about women.

Zoro: A place filled with totally unsharp, blunt items. Or maybe a maze. A totally round, smooth maze where alcohol does not exist.

Nami: An island full of idiots, haha.

Usopp: The world’s biggest Lie Detector Test Factory.

Sanji: Uhh… A place with no women, fish, or cigarettes??? I have no idea.

Chopper: The desert.

Robin: A box… Because I don’t know, and boxes don’t have written histories 😛

Franky: The land of Au Natural, where nothing is artificial and machines definitely don’t exist.

Brooke: He’s really dead.

Of course, I’m joking. If that where to really happen, I’d laugh (and cry a little on the inside). Hopefully the crew will get back together. Which leads me to this question: Who’s stupid idea was it to go to Mermaid land in the first place?!?

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